Downgrade: Part 2 (Weakness and Deception)

In regards to the last post, I called T-Mobile's Customer Service...

Worth Noting: my brother T-Gun infamously hassles this department (by now on a daily basis purely for Sport) and has reaped years of countless rewards from soft shelled workers who quickly crumble to his ludicrous demands when unable to cope with his incessant wingeing...

so I tried the T-Gun Technique and tried being angry and even though I have been a loyal T-Mobile customer for Far Too Long and am due for a Full Discount, I shamefully found myself about to pay $110 to downgrade (from Blackberry Curve to a Samsung Galaxy)

and the only reason I didn't was because I was driving along Old Route 1 in Topsfield, and the T-Mobile service crapped out and dropped the call, ironically canceling the transaction

Meanwhile, back on The Internet, I found a new battery for my Smart Phone. $4 with $2 shipping. So there's that.

Also, I found a section of the T-Mobile website where I can use my upgrade to downgrade to a Samsung t139 for FREE

which the C.S. rep failed to mention.

So a new battery, the hope of a $6 cure, travels to me as I type, likely in some part of America that I haven't yet witnessed...

and I don't want to take T-Mobile's offer of the dumb phone with the lower case t because it requires a two year extension and the thought of signing another contract with them turns my stomach

Thanks for Nothing, T-Mobile