Knights of Rock

Adapted from an idea The Mailman had and gave me permission to adapt. 

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On May 1st, 2013 the city of London was attacked. By large dragons.

Buildings were destroyed and many people died, including Kate Middleton, Prince Harry, Gordon Ramsay, Simon Cowell, and David Beckham. David Beckham definitely died. 

The following day we learned that small dragons had been attacking the countryside of England, killing civilians. This story was not as widely reported. 

still Prince William had no choice, he had to call upon the only people who could save his countrymen and hopefully his job too: 

The Knights of Rock

-Sir Elton John

-Sir Paul McCartney

-Sir Mick Jagger

P: Listen up chaps

E: How come you're in charge?

M: Keith killed a dragon once

E: Mick the adults are talking now why don't you go into the other room and practice your dance moves

P: Thanks Elton. I'm in charge because Prince William said so before that dragon ate him. 

E:  Where do you think these dragons are coming from? 

P:  Romania.

E:  Great that's really helpful. Wait... how do you know that?

P:  Harry Potter.

E: (sighs) Now I know why Bowie refused...

Ian:  Sorry I'm late! 

E:  Sir Ian McKellan!  Thank God you're here and also wearing your Gandalf robes.

I:  Mick, shape up and use your giant lips to breathe fire back AT the dragons.  Paul, get ready for battle, grab your Wings.  Elton, come with me... 

coming soon maybe...Knights of Rock Part 2: A Plea to David Bowie