Step 1: Don't Shave
I understand the process will eventually command more nuance than this...
(and I hope to share this with you, dearest Reader)
in the past I have failed: The Fear sinks in and the need to hide my face sinks in and a quick run home yields a fresh razor. To erase the neglect...
but NOT THIS TIME! I'm latching onto the "Red Sox playoff beard" fad, as to elude as much social judgement for as long as possible...
once the baseball runs it's course hopefully this baby beard will have sprouted little wings on my cheeks and blossomed into a lush bush of masculinity.
hopefully.
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