Are you a flasher?
I flashed a stranger, just yesterday!
Whenever I see a police cruiser hiding cheekily in the bushes, I will alert oncoming motorists for miles thereafter.
A quick flash of the highbeams and my truck is now a Beacon of Hope, that another civilian will not have to endure the sting of a speeding ticket, or the accompanying charade.
As I flashed yesterday, some sniffling fearful loser inside of my own mind whined,
"...but speeding is bad! You could be helping a CRIMINAL right now. You might have prevented the cop from preventing that criminal from hurting someone. Probably a baby."
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The reason I flash people is THE GAME. It's not about Public Safety. Don't ever let them convince you it is.
Imagine if the police had a consistent presence at the places where driving slowly is most important. There are places like that. You don't speed there, nor do I.
Yet we still have THE GAME where the cops hide their cars in hiding spots and turn off their lights and probably rub their hands together and chuckle to themselves about how awesome their spot is and how they are totally going to catch someone speeding.
The cops WANT to catch you speeding. Statistics show it is their most effective way to attain an erection.
That is why I flash and always will.
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