psychedelic text messages
from brother Anthony:
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They wouldn't hire you anyway... Hair can't be covering ears and sideburns can't extend past bottom of earlobe... Written notice required to grow a mustache or beard (will draft the letter soon)
10:02 pm 12/2/12
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To whom it may concern: I am writing to formally announce my intentions to grow a mustache. Please be advised, that like a butterfly, my mustache must pass through several phases to reach its full potential. Thank you, from the bottom of my upper lip.
Tepid Regards,
Mustachio Cardoza
10:05 pm 12/2/12
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My hair is undeniably ridiculous at the moment: uncut in over a year.
it has been a long year, this hair has witnessed crazy things.
I recently considered having it cut by a professional
but at the exact moment of that consideration/acceptance
I was picking up a pizza
and the old grandma type behind the counter says
"your hair! its-a-beautiful"
and that was that.
Worth noting that I'm unwilling to "trim"
it's all or nothing
not as extreme as a buzz
but the directions will be "short as you can go with scissors"
when the time comes
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