that Red Sox pitcher Alfredo Aceves was standing on the mound
in full uniform
with a bucket of balls
gunning them towards home plate
but there was no catcher
no one else on the field at all
just a grown man
by himself on the field
hucking balls at a fence
in uniform
and that's only Day 1
and that's only my SECOND favorite story so far
“Everything is fine,” Brentz said. “After the rookie program, I had an accident. Everything is fine, but I was cleaning my gun and it accidentally discharged on me and I sustained an injury. Nothing serious. That’s why I was out of big league camp, because at the time I’m not able to participate fully, but I am recovering very fast and should be OK for the season.
Mr. Brentz,
missing Major League Camp
because you accidently shot yourself
while cleaning a gun
is Something Serious.
-Joe
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