About Me

A writer trapped in the body of a different writer.

Monday, July 24, 2017

Watched Pot

I asked the internet,
"How long does boiled water take to cool down?"
I was making pickles.
The answer was,
"Fuck you."

Sunday, July 23, 2017

Sunday Morning Elvis Presley

My dad
made us
listen.
Elvis
radio
every
Sunday
on the
ride to
church.

Tuesday, July 18, 2017

A Sad Letter

how cathartic
compose a letter
never send it
in fact, destroy it

Monday, July 17, 2017

Cherry Tree Emotions

I bought a cherry tree for My Old Lady last year and planted it in a lousy spot. Steve helped me move the cherry tree from the middle of the garden up to the front where she has gotten much more sunlight. Steve said not to expect any fruit this year because she would be in shock. Weeks later while inspecting a lower branch for insects I found a single cherry hidden by big leaves. The cherry was green so I left it for weeks until it was pink and I left it for days and this morning I decided my single cherry was "ready" for me and I went to take a peek.  The cherry is gone.  I hope the animal that ate it choked to death on the pit. This morning I feel sadness and anger about a single cherry, which in turn makes me feel possessive and un-zen and immature.