I like to keep a definition of the word 'addiction' handy. The one I prefer to use is "displaying symptoms of tolerance or withdrawal". By this definition, I currently find myself addicted to Ben & Jerry's brand of ice cream, specifically their Chubby Hubby variety. I can be downright moody without an ice cream treat after dinner.
The Nutritional Facts on this product state that there are four servings in one container of Chubby Hubby. To that, I proclaim "Bullshit!" I try not to be cynical, but find it hard to believe that a man with such temperance, patience, and restraint could possibly exist. When I meet the man who can return to the same pint FOUR times, I will kiss his feet and demand to know his secrets.
The closest I have come is a three serving technique employed by my brother. To make this work you must skimp on the second serving. The first serving always arrives with lust and passion, it is impossible to deny those urges. If you attack the second serving with the fervor of the first, you will inadvertently decimate the third. If you can go easy on the second serving, the third will be glorious. Of course there is no stopping once you perceive the bottom to be close by. The third serving will inevitably be the last. But, if you can go easy on the second serving, the third will be glorious.
The Nutritional Facts on this product state that there are four servings in one container of Chubby Hubby. To that, I proclaim "Bullshit!" I try not to be cynical, but find it hard to believe that a man with such temperance, patience, and restraint could possibly exist. When I meet the man who can return to the same pint FOUR times, I will kiss his feet and demand to know his secrets.
The closest I have come is a three serving technique employed by my brother. To make this work you must skimp on the second serving. The first serving always arrives with lust and passion, it is impossible to deny those urges. If you attack the second serving with the fervor of the first, you will inadvertently decimate the third. If you can go easy on the second serving, the third will be glorious. Of course there is no stopping once you perceive the bottom to be close by. The third serving will inevitably be the last. But, if you can go easy on the second serving, the third will be glorious.
Hahaha "the first serving arrives with lust and passion". So true. I rarely make it past one sitting. Sometimes I can make it past two if I'm feeling real self controlled. I like the Boston cream pie flavor. That's my poison
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